Skip to main content

Jonathan Poneman

Complete douchebag, co-founder of the lame ass Seattle record label Sub Pop Records, no talent whatsoever.

And by the way, it was Jonathan Poneman and Bruce Pavitt in agreement with David Geffen (Records); on behalf of Courtney Love and the Seattle Police Department - to plan stage and whack (murdered) Kurt Cobain.

Why? You ask? For profit!
People still will never figure out that sneaky Jonathan Poneman and co. whacked Kurt Cobain. The truth may never come out, Nirvana fans! Sad sad sad.
by Krazee Rob July 2, 2019
mugGet the Jonathan Poneman mug.

Jonathan

A great friend who helps out when ever he can. Though sometimes he can suck because he is the type of person to leave you behind. Especially if you’re being chased by someone with golden dagger.
Jonathan is such a good friend…but he still let his best friend get his eyes stab out by golden daggers.
by Thazerckod November 7, 2022
mugGet the Jonathan mug.

Jonathan

a good looking guy who has a care free attitude but sometimes violent ,yet is still kind of sweet and loves to treat girls nice and has a big dick
My freind told me about a guy she wanted me to meet I don't like blind dates ,but he turned out to be a Jonathan
by Jhonny Jonathan November 22, 2021
mugGet the Jonathan mug.

Jonathan

John: Wow, he's not a jock, he's a Jonathan
by joe-dadaleft December 1, 2019
mugGet the Jonathan mug.

Jonathan

Jonathan is the best friend you want to hang out with, the husband you want to marry, the son you want to have. He is incredibly smart and very funny. He will make you laugh non stop. He turns on his fiancé in a heartbeat, and makes her feel like she is the luckiest girl on this planet. Truly an amazing guy, even if he has a tendency to oversleep a lot.
Wake up Jonathan!

This guy is amazing, he has to be a Jonathan
by Sary26 March 14, 2022
mugGet the Jonathan mug.

Jonathan Leto

Jonathan Leto is an artist, a creative man and someone who stands up for what they believe in. Jonathan Leto is the type of friend you dream of when you’re a little kid, the soft spoken and gentle kind you can imagine in old age. Jonathan Leto is a tryer, even when he’s at his lowest, he makes an effort to love which is admirable.
“Is that Jonathan Leto???”
What is up GANG!!!”
by Chunkycheese July 20, 2024
mugGet the Jonathan Leto mug.

Jonathan

a cute guy and loyal very loyal fosho he d rides carti but as he should
god damn its the hottie jonathan
by fwwjonathan November 20, 2021
mugGet the Jonathan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email