a Straight jonas

If u search this u and ur name is jonas u are gay

That u are gay becuse u searched "a Straight jonas "

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

Jonas Kr.

of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second

thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !

are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?

Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed

by talkingj March 16, 2025

Jonas

Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!

YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?

by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021

#Jona

It's The best thing on this whole World.

Jona is a cut couple. I think It's The cutest couple i ever saw...
#Jona is real bitches♥️

#Jona is real
#Jona is The cutest couple
#Jona is me and My Girlfriend
#Jona is just so fucking Weird

by #Jona is real September 5, 2017

jonas

A piece of debris, usually food particle, in ones mouth lodged around teeth that's noticeable by others

Find a mirror yo, you gotta Jonas

by PorterK May 4, 2020

Jonas Brothers

I can already hear the 14-year-old white girls.
Everyone else is dead.
The door's integrity is being weakened more and more.
They're here.
SOMEONE SAVE ME.

The Jonas Brothers is going to be the cause of World War III.

by 7568ino December 25, 2023

Going Jonas

When someone goes Jonas they are depressed but can’t show it because they know no one cares or ever will

The term comes from Norway when a boy named Jonas experienced this very thing

He is so sad I think he’s going Jonas

by You don’t need me September 18, 2020