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The Jon

A religious non coed college in Jerusalem israel, referenced by this name by some members of the ESP program (English speaking program). Very cheap college tuition and high academic level, very difficult courseload depending on the degree and beit midrash learning in the morning.
friend 1: How’s the Jon

Friend 2: they forgot to print out our tests in English and then postponed our test till the next semester and changed the format of test to be different then the past ten exams of previous years without informing us before the exam.

Friend 1: what can I say, it’s The Jon
by Scarredautism May 24, 2024
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Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart on Kilmar Abrego Garcia on The Daily Show: "Can I honestly tell you? Like, this isn't even really...the thing that's...like, they're fucking enjoying this, like the two of them: our president, their president, "I can't do it. I guess we'll just have to let him rot in fucking prison, even though he didn't deserve to be there." I know you guys don't care about this guy–I'm talking about these two–" {Donald Trump (USA) and Nayib Bukele (SLV)} "–but somebody else cares about this person, and you just randomly, with no evidence that you'll show anybody, call him a terrorist."
by 7568ino April 20, 2025
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Jon

Being a Jon is when your gay friend will blame you for being homophobic. When actually he is just being a dick.
I'm not a homophobe Philip, you're just being a Jon.
by THE SUSHI MASTER October 29, 2019
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Jon

An uncouth person by Ghanaian slang. Used especially in pidgin and in kumasi.
by Kwlinsmann January 21, 2022
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Jon

Your jon
by Egg bacon man 10 April 30, 2020
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Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet
Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*
by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024
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Jon Jones

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.
by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024
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