a talented asctor that men will probably start to hate becasue , like Orlando Bloom, girls are like "OMg jOHNY DEPP IS sO FUCKIN hOT!". But, my friends: don't hate Johnny Depp, hate the idiotic girls that go see his movies only for him.
I'm NOT saying any girl that likes Johnny Depp is an idiot, but any girl that goes to see a Depp movie just for him is an idiot. See the movie for the movie.
by Adrian July 22, 2006
Get the johnny depp mug.Johnny Depp is the Most Beautiful Person on the face of the earth, but even if he wasn't, he would still be the Sexiest Man on the Planet because he oozes sex appeal with his voice, his body language, and his attitude, but even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful or the Sexiest he would still be the Best Actor of His Generation for his amazing transformations and courage to take roles to unexplored and unexpected places. But even if he wasn't the Most Beautiful, Sexiest, and Best Actor, he would still be the Coolest Guy on the Planet because he just is.
And I knew this before any of you other people did!
by cassady December 18, 2003
Get the johnny depp mug.The Formula For Becomming Johnny Depp:
Step 1: Get a half dozen meaningless tattoos and plenty of sleeveless shirts to go along.
Step 2: Grow your hair really long and have it cover your face. Join the screen actors union.
Step 3: Always look very serious while smoking something (and they'd better be something French and sophisticated).
Step 4: Now that you have the look down, get a photographer to shoot countless black and white Abercrombiesque photos of you so that little girls can hang your 40-year old body above their bed.
Step 5: Despite your new sophistication, when choosing your acting roles, remember to seek the high-paying Disney/Tim Burton Movie parts.
Step 6: Always act as eccentric as possible.
Step 7: Cash your check, and use the money to fly your personal jet to Paris.
Step 1: Get a half dozen meaningless tattoos and plenty of sleeveless shirts to go along.
Step 2: Grow your hair really long and have it cover your face. Join the screen actors union.
Step 3: Always look very serious while smoking something (and they'd better be something French and sophisticated).
Step 4: Now that you have the look down, get a photographer to shoot countless black and white Abercrombiesque photos of you so that little girls can hang your 40-year old body above their bed.
Step 5: Despite your new sophistication, when choosing your acting roles, remember to seek the high-paying Disney/Tim Burton Movie parts.
Step 6: Always act as eccentric as possible.
Step 7: Cash your check, and use the money to fly your personal jet to Paris.
by Pat123456 April 9, 2006
Get the johnny depp mug.Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!
Guy: Oh! Hey babe!
Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?
Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?
Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...
Lady 1: And what is that bulge?
Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.
Guy: Oh! Hey babe!
Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?
Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?
Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...
Lady 1: And what is that bulge?
Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.
by Professor Kickflip November 21, 2013
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Get the johnny kettler mug."Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I was Johnny-ing for like...20 min with my mom before I could get out the door."
by Johnny Blaze -v- May 23, 2017
Get the Johnny-ing mug.1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 27, 2022
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