Camo Jockey

Racial slur towards people of Middle Eastern ethnicity. This is going by the assumption that all Muslims are the militant, and are always seen wearing camoflauge uniforms.

1. Osama Bin Laden is the biggest camo jockey in the world.
2. That camo jockey Abul at our school is obviously a terrorist.

by someguy73 February 5, 2007

Jockey

hung like a horse but look like the jockey.

"They call me the Jockey!"- ME
"Whats that mean?"-Some dumb whore at the bar.
"Well my dear, I am hung like a horse but I look like the jockey."- Me
"Ok lets leave now...I want you to ride me big boy."-Some dumb whore at the bar

by Jerry Stephens August 24, 2008

suicide jockey

A maniac driver who overtakes on blind corners.

That suicide jockey has his days numbered.

by Pete November 10, 2004

jockey cock

a guy with a cock that is similar in size to a roll of dimes

man you aint got shit down there thats why your last girfriend called your ass jockey cock

by drophit January 22, 2008

Counter Jockey

In the men's locker room where some douche bag has his towel draped over his shoulder and is completely naked allowing his nuts to rest on the sink while he shaves.

I thought I was in the Breeders Cup when I look to my left and saw some Dude playing Counter Jockey while brushing his teeth.

by DoucheBagz March 12, 2009

knob jockey

homosexual

Girl 1: "Wow, he looks pretty tasty!"

Girl 2: "Yes, but he's a knob jockey."

by 68guns March 20, 2009

Cock-jockey

Someone who "gets around" and is acting like/is a slag.

"For gods sake shes being such a cock-jockey. She fucked my uncle."

by Aretha. March 16, 2009