Step Jewish

When your parents are not Jewish but then they get divorced and one of your parents marries a Jewish man or woman you are now considered step Jewish!!! (Kind of like step siblings)

“Blair I divorced your father a while ago and now I’m married to a Jewish man that you’re not blood related to so now you’re step Jewish!”

by anonymous February 19, 2021

jewish clamtrap

A women who unexpectedly asks for pay after intercourse.

Hey dude, that girl last night was a Jewish clamtrap, I wouldn't go for her man.

by Gell Lemons February 21, 2021

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

Jewish Nigeria

Nigeria but the main religion is Jewish.

"Ayo wanna move to Jewish Nigeria?"

"Sure."

by idiot.com March 18, 2021

Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

by Mort Goldman August 25, 2022

Jewish Stew

Jewish Stew is where u cum in their (Male or female or how ever you Identify as) ass. then Shove a carrot 🥕 in there ass. Then 450° for a hour 30 in the oven.

We are eating good tonight Boyz, we're having Jewish Stew

by EL_K1LLER_1_7 May 2, 2022

Jewish

God's chosen people/ The religion (and ethnicity) of Jesus Christ/ the race with a subset of the highest IQs in the world.

"They were all Jewish, a.k.a. God's chosen people."

by David of Michelangelo May 10, 2022