by Zeus! October 2, 2021
Get the Jewish dictatorsmug. .
by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025
Get the 《¤》Jewish《¤》jewUish《¤》jewisH《¤》mug. When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!
by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019
Get the Jewish Christmasmug. When one arrives at the home of a person they arranged to scoop, and they honk their car horn instead of texting the person to let them know they have arrived, or getting out of the hoopty to knock or ring the actual doorbell or any other means of making their presence known
Doug: "Hey Grandpa! why is there an incessant car horn going off outside? I'm trying to watch The Price is Right!"
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
Grandpa: "That's just Mr. Goldstein ringing the Jewish Doorbell, Doug. We're going to lunch with the ladies from the Senior Center."
by HBAD May 4, 2020
Get the Jewish Doorbellmug. I hate it when someone gives me change and the bills are backwards or upside down, I always have to give it a Jewish alignment.
by I piss knowledge March 5, 2023
Get the Jewish alignmentmug. A terrorist organisation founded in 1948. This terrorist organisations likes to commit genocide and is filled with Zionists.
by RandomRandomXY December 26, 2023
Get the Jewish State of Israelmug. In Kabbalah some of US that are Rav s show and tell the spirits. The spirit of satan(saw tAHn) in general character is our fear, doubt, pride, resentment, selfishness & indifference. A k.a. the Sith dark side of the force. As a Jew when I say to another of US stop being so Jewish I mean to say stop being so cheap or petty.
by Mahadi the Messiah of Apocalyp November 5, 2023
Get the Jewishmug.