When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.
by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019
Get the jersey avocado mug.When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.
Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen
by Jizzlemoose December 13, 2019
Get the Jersey Smile mug.Going from the left most lane on the highway all the way to the right without using a blinker. Usually to make an exit
Bro did you see that guy?? He just cut through all four lanes with no blinker and pulled a jersey drift.
by Random57895 May 31, 2020
Get the Jersey Drift mug.when a bartender serves an oversized drink. E.g. a glass of wine that is filled to the top. Or a glass of whiskey that exceeds one shot and / or fills the glass.
by alwayshappytohelp October 28, 2017
Get the jersey pour mug.A sex position, although trickey to pull off very rewarding for both partners. As you are using a “Jersey jughandle” you or your partner must masturbate while taking the sharp turn pumping adrenaline through the system
by Oikose November 7, 2017
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by TheAdventuresOfDanAndPeter December 3, 2017
Get the jersey job mug.Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.
After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.
by Jeromeo November 2, 2021
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