jelly donut

When having sex with a slut, you punch her in the nose just before you blow your load on her face. The combination of blood and semen looks just like a jelly donut

Lori was getting banged by a guy and wouldnt shut the fuck up, so she was given a jelly donut

by ozkilla August 1, 2008

Jelly Bracelets

they ALL mean something. heres what they mean at my school
black-go all the way
red-makeout
blue-lapdance
pink-kiss
yellow-hug
green-sex toys
purple-blowjob

my guy friend tried to snap a black one off of me and my friend but we dont were black anymore.

by nikkii January 11, 2004

jelly beard

you lick someone out, and when you come up, you have pubic hairs around your mouth and in your teeth

"Eugh! you've got a jelly beard. how did that happen? i've got a shaven haven"
"I dunno"

by Amazin Ali April 24, 2004

Jelly Bracelets

Bracelets, that look like jelly.

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My bracelet is a jell ybracelet. Go me.

by Kells February 12, 2005

Jelly Rolls

rolls of fatness. called jelly rolls because they jiggle like jelly. it is rumored that someone REALLY fat could hide food amoung their jelly rolls.

guy 1: OOH! look at that fat kid over there!
guy 2: wow! thats a lot of jelly rolls!
guy 1: i bet he has a burger and frys stashed away between them!

by Bubba2x4 February 15, 2009

KY jelly

Jelly used to lube you asshole

Tommy are you sure you need that much KY Jelly?!?!

by Dezznutts March 11, 2003

Jelly Doughnut

n. & v. (gel-lee dou-nut)

Term used for blowing your load on a girl's face, esp. around her mouth, then sucker punching her in the nose to make it bleed which in some way or another should resemble a jelly doughnut.

Also see Wellsville High School.

Shut up while I give your mom this jelly doughnut.

I totally just jelly doughnutted your girlfriend because she wouldn't shut the fuck up during the movie.

by that one motherfucker October 18, 2004