January 5th, 2023

International boobies/titties day on the subreddit r/teenagers

Guy 1: damn were you on r/teenagers on January 5th, 2023?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: it was the day where basically every post on the sub was about boobs or tits!

by JAYDAHEATER! January 6, 2023

January 30, 2023

The day a essentially blows up with a purple flaming molotov revenge for painkillerfree surgery

I can't wait for this month's end man, it'll be January 30, 2023

by Cody5050 January 13, 2023

January 16, 2023

The day of January 16, 2023 was a day like any other, but of course the United States inhabitants celebrated Martin Luther King (MLK) Day.

"January 16, 2023 was MLK Day of 2023."

by Nigerian Fool IV January 16, 2023

January 6, 2021

This day will serve as a reminder of what mass stupidity is truly capable of. On this day, a group of Trump Supporters, who have had their IQs decimated by the lies spewed by right-wing media, stormed the US Capitol in an attempt to overturn the 2020 election results. 5 people were killed, including a Capitol police officer. This all started when Donald Trump, who lost the election, made unfounded claims that widespread voter fraud had made him lose. His supporters believed him, which is no surprise since they’re literally in a cult and worship him like God. For his actions, Trump was impeached for the second time in his presidency, but he ended up being acquitted.

January 6, 2021, will go down as one of the stupidest days in history. Shall I also mention that the Trump supporters at the Capitol wanted to hang VP Mike Pence after he didn’t do anything to put the election results in Trump’s favor? (Trump made them believe he would do that). They almost got to Pence too, but he was able to escape.

by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021

25TH JANUARY

SASKIA LEE'S BIRTHDAY

,,TODAY IS 25TH JANUARY!!!!''
,,so?''
,,WOWOWOWOWOWWW ITS SASKIA'S BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!''

by saski shuu boom January 1, 2021

January 19, 2010

The date when two people who truly are in love began their future together. These two people are something else, they have been through so much in their relationship, but only good things. January 19th is a good day to start dating only if you want to be with that person for the rest of your life.

I love you, can we get married because we've been together since January 19, 2010

by lovelastsforever11910 November 4, 2010

28th of January

FREE MELLY DAY WHEN WE LISTEN TO HIM ALL DAY AND NO ONE CAN DO NOTHING💚🌎🐍

28th of January just say “free melly”

by Kayla Adeoye💚🐍🌎 January 21, 2021