When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
Get the Shitty Baconmug. Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
Get the Smokey Baconmug. A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
Get the Bacon numbermug. When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon
Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.
by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018
Get the Panty baconmug. by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017
Get the i'm not into baconmug. "Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."
by JamesBacon October 10, 2016
Get the take a baconmug. Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
by Tigermeat October 6, 2013
Get the bacon aficionadomug.