sex in a canoe

Slang for a mild tasting or low alcohol beer.

Drinking most American beers is like sex in a canoe... fucking close to water!

by cambot November 4, 2007

you're going to hell in a hand basket

Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.

Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.

by voiceofgod February 12, 2006

apples in a sock

breasts that are found on a women usually over the age of 60

that old babes tits look like apples in a sock.

by ass man May 2, 2006

dog in a bun

A big ol' show off

"Dude, shocks is such a dog in a bun, always making those dirty baseball plays and pwning cod mod"

by Sam?? April 20, 2010

iNabber

An epic minecraft player and commentary youtuber, doesn’t know what edam cheese is.

person a: are you watching iNabber’s new video
person b: yeah fraser looks like beans

by jshislame July 17, 2019

inappropriate

What Urban Dictionary is

Me: *Looks up body part*
UrbDic: Member, *****, cock,

Me: Urban Dictionary is so inappropriate!!!
Me: *Never visits Urban Dictionary again*

by yeltsA kciR May 26, 2021

In a heap

In a bad state. In a state of severe dilapidation. See banjaxed, in bits, rag order.

I can't go outside the door today. I'm in a heap after last night.

by Maidhcil Mac Fheorais September 30, 2007