Carrot Water

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.

person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.

by Carrot.water December 3, 2021

No boats on the water

An alternative way of describing somebody as smooth brained.

When there are no boats on the water, it is implied that there is no wake and thus the water is calm. This is analogous to the idea that a person with a brain comprised of wrinkles / folds is smarter than one with a brain that is less wrinkly. Thus in this analogy, the brain is the body of water and the wake is the wrinkles / folds (or lack thereof).

Me: Can you believe this kid locked himself out of his house again?
Friend: Definitely no boats on the water for him today.

by TheJizeI March 1, 2023

Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

The Waters Effect

When your sister hooks up with your girlfriend and she becomes your escomo sibling.

I got hit with the waters effect this weekend how do I tell my Dad!

by Sanguinor August 29, 2020

water dom

Verb: To pour a glass of water in someone’s mouth while commanding them to drink it, preferably in a condescending or forceful manner.

Noun: A person who pours a glass of water down someone else’s throat, either for hydration and BDSM purposes.

“Rosa water dommed me until he was so hydrated”
“I’m so thirsty; I need a water dom. Where is Blaine?’

by FloraTerra April 6, 2019

watering can

A can that is regularly used to water plants used in a way to mix drinks.

Next time I come over, I'll make the world famous watering can shots.
Fill up the watering can so we can partake in some hardcore watercanning

by Matt n DBone September 29, 2010