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Get the Bruv man moo init mug.In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.
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Get the Oi bruv moo innit mug.A highly theoretical device that accelerates subatomic particles (protons, electrons, or ions) to near-light speed in a focused beam. Upon striking a target, the particles dump their colossal kinetic and radiative energy, causing instantaneous, violent heating and nuclear disruption in the surface atoms, effectively "igniting" a microscopic fusion or fission event in the target material. It's a lightning bolt made of matter, not electricity.
Example: "The lab's prototype particle beam igniter was a proof-of-concept nightmare. When aimed at a tungsten block, it didn't melt it. The point of impact briefly glowed with the light of a miniature supernova as the tungsten atoms themselves were shattered, releasing a burst of X-rays and transmuting a tiny portion of the block into different elements. It was alchemy via particle physics."
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