help

something you ask your teachers but they tell you the complete opposite shit you asked for

me:i need help

teacher:yes

me: whats 2+2?

Teacher: are you a Patriots fan

by base_ment April 22, 2020

Help

The act of buying someone a coffee or buying someone a cigarette

Thank you everyone for all your help it is very much appreciated

by Roddhott February 1, 2024

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.

Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024

Help

When something is funny and your Lowkey confused

X: Look at my new sketchers

X: HELP?? those are the most bitch ass shoes I've ever seen

by I've been in a gang before 818 February 23, 2025

help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke

help me jhon HELP ME

by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022

HELPING HAND

When you are fucking someone and she, he, or you decide to give manual stimulation directly to their genitals to help them orgasm. e. g a reach around during sodomy

My lover usually pegs me on my back on the kitchen table so that she can give me a helping hand to force me to climax.

by pegn May 18, 2025

Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.

I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.

by clopez09 September 11, 2025