Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024

Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.

Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!

by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Hug Tunnel

A very snug and tight vagina.

We started fucking, but it didn't last long. She had the sweetest hug tunnel, and I was nutting in minutes.

by Dirk Dirksen June 28, 2020

Tunnel to Crazy Town

Vagina, or pussy; referred to in a way when a man gets caught in a "sticky" situation with a crazy woman due to sexual desire.

You sure went through the Tunnel to Crazy Town with this one, didn't you?

by The Real Blue Wolf September 19, 2018

mine the tunnel

when you make wrong culinary decisions even though you should know better.

That overripe mango with muesli and joghurt really did mine the tunnel

by Krkič March 1, 2019

wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).

Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.

by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007