HORSE PUNCH

SIMILAR TO THE DONKEY PUNCH, BUT WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX, INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD, YOU PUNCH HER ON HER ASS CHEEK, CAUSEING HER TO TIGHTEN HER ENITRE ASS, SQUEEZING YOUR DICK.

i heard my brother yell "horse punch!" from the other room right before she kicked him out of her place half dressed.

by Richie Roma August 1, 2008

Horse-Whisper

To masturbate while sobbing.

After coming home early and finding his wife having sex with the next-door neighbor, Tim, who is a giant pussy, pouted his way to the bathroom, locked the door and horse-whispered.

by Rawdiggidy March 7, 2010

horse party

a secret party lead by horses.
usually containing vodka spiked hay and other tight ish like that.

horse parties only allow horses so unless you have some sort of magical transforming into a horse power, you will probably only hear legends of such parties.
they are way more fun than any party hosted by college kids.

like most other parties when the horse owner is coming to check on the horses they neigh "5-0! 5-0!"

"neeeeigh! someone spiked the hay! the horse party is about to craaack bro!"

by yeahdude15151515 May 12, 2009

Horse d'oeuvres

Hors d'oeuvres that taste so horrible that they could be made with horse meat.

I'd stay away from that table - it's full of horse d'oeuvres.

by sbvancouver January 15, 2009

crazy horse

Neil Young's backing band in the 70's and 80's

When my Rust Never Sleeps CD broke I shit a brick cause Crazy Horse was on it

by Matty J December 5, 2004

horse cock

A Grilled Stuft Burrito from Taco Bell.

I've yet to meet a man that can eat two horse cocks.

by Hull Kogan March 8, 2004

Tiny horse

(verb) To own. Similar to pwn in geek speak.

Oh, man. You just got tiny horsed!

by digiNic, Nikoli Habi Boulan October 21, 2008