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dick hockey

a group of guys playing hockey with their dicks
*in hockey dressing room*
koby * drops towel* “hey guys wanna play dick hockey”
by pussy crust January 29, 2018
mugGet the dick hockeymug.

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
by cmglzr February 22, 2023
mugGet the Brown hockey puckmug.

Field Hockey

I Play Field Hockey On Mondays...
by Potter.Fan1234 August 7, 2021
mugGet the Field Hockeymug.

Hockey

K Sparks was a puck and got played with some hockey last night.
by your mom 412 May 11, 2024
mugGet the Hockeymug.

hockey manager

a girl who signs up to ride the bus, take stats and fill the water bottles for their school hockey team. basically she just wants to flirt/screw the entire hockey team.
i wish i could be a hockey manager
by cocochanel June 15, 2019
mugGet the hockey managermug.

Hockey disco

Hockey disco (or hd) is most limerick first years first disco, where the music is shite and they do rock the boat. The most entertaining part is when your friend meets someone or gets rejected. After the disco they all post awkward pictures of them at the disco on instagram.
“I went to Hockey disco last night” “Lucky! Did you meet anyone?”
by Luimneachabú February 18, 2019
mugGet the Hockey discomug.

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