love handles

Hold onto the fat women with these useful rolls of fat.

Her love handles here so big I couldn't get my hand around them.

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 27, 2004

handlebar moustache

a moustache that begins under your nose(like every other moustache)and curves downward beside your lips. moustaches are cool, but this on takes it to the extreme.

I woke up one day and the artist formally known as Zoe had a handlebar moustache.

by goats November 5, 2004

Framing Handley

A freckin kick a*s group of people that will blow your mind away. They have mad skills in all the do; they can get the hottest chicks in a matter of seconds and are dam sexy themselves.

Dam those pimps are framing handley!
i know man, howd they get those babes?

by KatieMae2 June 28, 2009

candle handle

to pour hot candle wax on a mans private area. Used as an effective contraceptive. Never to be done. EVER.

Girl: " Hey baby, id love to candle handle you"

by kitten8905 November 13, 2010

Three Handled Whirly Bird

Sex involving a man and a woman on an active Twilt-O-Whirl. As the male participant pounds the female participant's clam sandwich(vagina), he performs the chicken dance.

Girl, that carnival folk really gave me an insane Three Handled Whirly Bird

by chris stratler April 26, 2008

riding a bike with no handlebars

a child molestor that eats snicker bars while watching children ride bikes.

mr. johnson is riding a bike with no handlebars again. call the cops!

by Greg freezy June 16, 2008

ass-handle

1. To beat someone pretty bad at something. Used the same way as the word "own"

2. To handle a girl's ass; To screw her.

1. I'm gonna ass-handle you so bad at poker.

I just got ass-handled in Madden 07.

2. See that girl over there? I'd ass-handle her any day.

I ass-handled this girl the other night, and it was awesome.

by patrick25 December 14, 2008