Slap a ham

To vigorously stroke ones pork sword with high velocity vinegar strokes.

I cant wait to get home and slap a ham.

by TheRealSampy May 29, 2016

Ham and Cheesilist

The high and mighty second hand leader of the oder of ham and cheese.The great master of speech.The one to rally up the crowd of HAMsters to stop and reinforce what the they believe in.

Ham and Cheesilist:we are one .we must stick together.
HAMsters:here, here

by Gaxellex September 14, 2016

ham walls

A honey-baked ham coochie- a creamy bitch/a chick with juicy pussy

Ham walletroast beef curtainssquirterpink taco

That bitch got the ham walls, be havin a nigga weak

by shna2shrp September 13, 2016

Ham Candle

A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.

Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!

by Jgsterling512 October 31, 2021

ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

ham shake

it’s when you shake your ham, but your ham shakes you right back 😎

“HEY MAN HAM SHAKE”
“OHHH BRO YEAH HELL YEAH!!!”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

Ham sandle

An absolute sexy bastard

Yo that guy is an absolute Ham Sandle!

by Not Ham Sandle August 31, 2021