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hawking

v. Thinking up a beautiful, thoughtful, or elegant plan: usually to avoid work or school.

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Fake leg casts! That will not work. You are not hawking man. Stand back; let a man-sized brainpan get to work up in this clubhouse.
by gnostic3 January 30, 2018
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hockin a big hoss

The worst action to ever be committed by an individual. If someone were to tell you to do this, IMMEDIATELY DENY
by bigdad47 May 6, 2018
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hawking hunting

The action of looking for Steven Hawking or a smart with a mobile disability, specifically for an act of looking for a lover.
Hey Jenny, let's go hawking hunting I heard that dating a vegetable is good for you.
by Shia Leboof May 26, 2018
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Hackensack Handshake

Originating in Hackensack, MN. Generally performed on out of towners as they pass through or other unsuspecting morons.

It is performed by first extending you hand as if to give a handshake before swiftly kicking or kneeing your target in the groin. When they double over, you then finish the act by smacking the kickee in the face.
"Man, what happen to your face?"
"Some hick got me with the Hackensack Handshake on our way to Bemidji."
by WayzataRules June 1, 2018
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Heckin Oyster lookin bitch

A guy or girl that has or resembles the smell and look of a oyster. Usually used as a joke Among friends.
Ya know what Jake. You are a heckin oyster lookin bitch.
by xX_Fortcraft_Xx June 4, 2018
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heckin rare

Heckin rare means something that is rare, and deserves recognition, thus a heck is given, Heckin Rare.
That sharkie boi swimsuit is heckin rare
by heckin rare June 7, 2018
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hakkinen

My name is Hakkinen.
by It’s your boi eliott May 14, 2018
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