by sbvancouver January 15, 2009
To masturbate while sobbing.
After coming home early and finding his wife having sex with the next-door neighbor, Tim, who is a giant pussy, pouted his way to the bathroom, locked the door and horse-whispered.
by Rawdiggidy March 08, 2010
a secret party lead by horses.
usually containing vodka spiked hay and other tight ish like that.
horse parties only allow horses so unless you have some sort of magical transforming into a horse power, you will probably only hear legends of such parties.
they are way more fun than any party hosted by college kids.
like most other parties when the horse owner is coming to check on the horses they neigh "5-0! 5-0!"
usually containing vodka spiked hay and other tight ish like that.
horse parties only allow horses so unless you have some sort of magical transforming into a horse power, you will probably only hear legends of such parties.
they are way more fun than any party hosted by college kids.
like most other parties when the horse owner is coming to check on the horses they neigh "5-0! 5-0!"
by yeahdude15151515 May 13, 2009
SIMILAR TO THE DONKEY PUNCH, BUT WHILE HAVING ANAL SEX, INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD, YOU PUNCH HER ON HER ASS CHEEK, CAUSEING HER TO TIGHTEN HER ENITRE ASS, SQUEEZING YOUR DICK.
i heard my brother yell "horse punch!" from the other room right before she kicked him out of her place half dressed.
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