Golden Experience

A stand that can grow a tree

"Using my stand, Golden Experience, I will grow a tree. But not just any tree, a healing herb tree."

by Vladimir the Chadimir April 6, 2020

golden diaper

noun: something that looks good on the outside, but is complete shit on the inside.

Jennifer Lopez was the most shiniest golden diaper of the early part of the last decade.

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 4, 2010

Golden Rule

If two men are invited to have sex with the same woman at the same time, it isn't gay if it is in a three way.

She said, 'I know most guys won't freak together,' but she forgot about the golden rule.

by voiceinthesky September 11, 2011

golden rain

The art of maturation in a sexual context. Usually practiced by germans.

Drink my golden rain you dirty bitch

by Fritz PeePants February 29, 2004

Golden Ratio

The perfect ratio of milk, butter, and cheese sauce when making macaroni and cheese so that all of the cheese perfectly dissolves on the pasta without leaving any excess liquid on the bottom resulting in a golden color and the best possible taste.

Warning: The Golden Ratio is nearly impossible to achieve and takes years of practice to even come close to. With Kraft Mac and Cheese depending on the type of noodle it is normally within the range of 1/7 cup of milk and a maybe half a spoon of whipped butter combined with the full packet of cheese against warm pasta.

I had perfectly golden mac n cheese earlier today, and it was fucking sex.

by sk1z0r October 6, 2009

godess

A misspelled version of the word Goddess.

I'm a Goddess because at least I know how to spell the word. ;)

by Judy H November 4, 2003

golden arches

The hugely popular, overrated fast food restaurant named McDonaldz where they insist on puttin' a 'Mc' in front of everyword spoken in every establishment.

Their big yellow 'M' is what this term referz to.

Customer: I'd like a coke please.
Staff: Thatz one McCoke.
Customer: Forget it ya McWanker, I'm off to Burger King...

(I know itz not a proper example but who givez a shit, this is funnier)

by Safecracker G November 20, 2004