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general smear

He WAS a well-natured marathi boy, well at least that was until MARCH 18TH 2022. On this very solemn day, a hint of shit, smeared along the back wall, was spotted by our very own saranyan. An investigation into the smearer had commenced and the FBI had been involved. Little known to shyam(sunder) and rishi, the smearer was among us.

This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.
SARANYAN: eww what is that brown thing on the wall
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
by dailybritishbrownboy October 29, 2023
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Generous halvsies

When pouring a drink (generally shots), and the consumer of the said drink doesn't want a full shot, but a little more than half, he or she would ask for generous halvises.
"Don't give me a full shot, just give me half!"
"Bitch, you're taking a generous halvsies shot!"
by jmo1989 March 6, 2010
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Hono generation

This generation of babys.
by Cody5050 February 8, 2023
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online generation

The online generation is made up of those born on or after the first iPad was released on April 3, 2010. These are persons who have been brought up, socialized and educated primarily by online video and audio content. They have engaged with the world online daily from the moment they could press a touch screen, depress a key on a keypad, or speak a voice command to an online electronic device.
She was born as one of the first of the online generation and was raised primarily by her ipad, having learned how to speak, read and do basic math online. By the time she started nursery school she had 480 facebook friends and was playing games with children in Italy and Scotland.
by Jimbar August 9, 2017
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Generic fob

someone who is born in a different country as there parents but knows way too much about cultural cliches, details about the old country!
"You were born here but you know way too much about fobland, you are such a generic fob, may-p"
by dedicatedtomayp May 20, 2014
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caca generator

a butt and/or butthole.
Bye Jacob, I have to go wipe my caca generator.
by chocalate spit September 16, 2021
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NATO Generation

by Vin_Agni July 18, 2022
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