giffard

a realy thick person! so dumb that your supprised they even know how to breath let alone dress them selves.

that guy/girl is a fucking gifford!

by mike January 5, 2004

Gift for two

A gift for two is a massive double sided dildo.

damn, those dumb cunt bitches be pounding each other with that gift for two.

by Richard espeego lucifer g. November 10, 2008

gift wrap

piece of toilet paper stuck to a girls pussy.

i was getting the gift from this chick and there was still some gift wrap on that box!

see gift

by tredizzleworth April 19, 2008

gift

a tool for getting sex. The exchanging of gifts has been around for thousands of years. It is more of a mating ritual than a practice of love.

Gifts are given to hot girls next door/receptionists/co-workers/and even grandparents. Good places for gift giving include public pools/libraries/highscools/and garage sales (hosted by people who clearly don't want the gifts they've recieved in the past)

Greg: "I can't get Sandy to have sexual intercourse with me...i've tried shoving my flesh stick into her face while it is long and hard but she just turns away" Fabio: "Give her a gift dude. Flowers, Chocolate or how about a romance novel featuring yourself? That one's worked for me everytime!"

by WashingtonPost February 12, 2010

Gender Gifted

Cis people who get upset when they're misgendered on the street

I'm gender gifted because I wear a flannel shirt occasionally and I have a vagina.

by jackintosh11 November 23, 2015

Gifford

A person who manually masterbates dogs

Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"

by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011

Gifford

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

by BR549 alpha bravo December 12, 2010