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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

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you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

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by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

Fuck up overdrive

When a person is so deep into not following a given procedure you fear they will never be able to recover. Can also be used when someone is messing up a lot while doing various activities or being very forgetful.

Sometimes Bob goes into fuck up overdrive when he forgets to get his reports in on time.

by Buzzkill7 October 10, 2017

fuck up

shut up (stfu)

bro fuck up

by hxhsisiwkr June 2, 2022

fuck up fixer

A person who is required to correct everyone else's screw ups.
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector

Give the project that was done wrong to the fuck up fixer so that it will be correctly done.

by JJjjjjjjjjjjjuutytyhcbvbnbnvmm November 10, 2017

Fuck up for street

To behave or perform actions in an unsatisfactory manner

Bro: Guy, no vex
Me: You no suppose do that at all. You don fuck up for street

by Swisssssh November 24, 2019

Fucked up

The life of a redittor

Redditor 1: Hey , I watched a ton of porn on Reddit today and canceled a twitter user.
Redditor 2: Sick bro, I just watched 2 girls 1 cup, and it's cool. It's good were fucked up

by Amateur-Clipper December 11, 2021