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french sailboat

When two or more males ejaculate into a fleshlight one after another. The fleshlight is not emptied before passing to next participant.
Hey Rich, this 6 pack of Smirnoff ice would go great with a French Sailboat tonight.
by Wad3th February 6, 2018
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french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.
I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.
by Bobcharley January 6, 2020
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A French Nub

A French nub is a person commonly referred to as Jules and is French. The definition states that they cannot eat baguettes not cheese
Jules cannot eat cheese or baguettes so therefore he is a French Nub
by Saucybagel64 May 3, 2022
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French Chameleon

When you are having intercourse with a girl and you pull your cock out and it looks green and brown as if a chameleon is disguising itself in her ass
Yeah she gave me the best French Chameleon I've ever had
by Crazy hippy monkey balls April 24, 2017
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French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.
"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"
by jend000 December 17, 2014
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French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.
"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"
by Maximillianare December 28, 2018
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Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids
There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat
by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018
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