foodmilk

(verb) the crime of feeding someone semen by putting it into food without their knowledge or consent; a form of sexual assault if not all participating parties are aware and have consented.

The creep foodmilked me by replacing the crème in my Oreos with his cum. He’s facing nine years of prison time.

by airhockey June 17, 2024

Folding Chair Shrinkage

The mysterious phenomenon where folding chairs gradually disappear after letting friends or family "borrow" them. Particularly common in young people's first apartments, where the initial set of 4-6 chairs slowly dwindles to 2 or none through a series of "I'll bring it back next week" promises. Also occurs at larger scale in churches, community centers, and family events. The chairs inevitably end up scattered across multiple households, never to return to their original owner.

"Yo, remember when I had six folding chairs? After lending them out for various friend's parties and moves, I'm down to just one that's held together with duct tape. Folding chair shrinkage got me bad."

by Stainless Spiel October 30, 2024

foldlet

When you only have soft/paper money on you, so you cannot help the homeless.

Sorry dude, I only have a foldlet on me

by Miratvoretz December 11, 2024

Folded

:(adj:) to be to the point of non participation. To be out of commission. Unable to proceed.

I would go to the next party but I’m so folded I can’t move.

by J.T.Puffinstuff December 18, 2024

FOLDCAT

Horny fuck likes goth girls always fucking depressed sexy ass sword player
Too much of a fucking fan for $uicideBoy$

Foldcat is a horny fuck

by Mysterious egirl January 6, 2025

Folderphile

When a person is attracted to folders. They fantasize about folders all day and they go to “pound town” with their folders. Usually you will see a big gaping hole in the folder with white liquid dripping out. People who are folderphiles usually try to hide the fact that they are fucked up in the head.

Freakbob is a Folderphile. He was in the bathroom and snorting coke and banging his folder. There was a big gaping hole in the crease of the folder.

by I hate black people and nigger January 16, 2025

Foldered

The past tense of the verb for putting something in a folder.

The papers have been foldered.

by Jaiblin Pairliin January 24, 2025