flirg

Misspelling of flerg

From SNL skit: "Don't refer to me as a FLIRG. I googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

by xpattix November 1, 2008

Flircle

To flick in a circle. A 'Flircle' is when a person manages to complete an entire loop of all available television channels by flicking rapidly through the circuit in succession. This is most often done when the person is not that concerned about finding something interesting to watch, but rather is bored or attempting to ignore another person.

Example:

Simon: "Jesus, there's nothing on tv!"

Nikki: "How would you know? You're changing stations after 4 seconds"

Simon: "Yeah, I guess I am. I've done two whole flircles already. I was just getting bored listening to you telling me about your day, I guess I just started pressing buttons"

...

(A door slams)

Simon: "Nikki? Bitch?"

by TooMuchTV November 16, 2009

flirf

A nickname for cats.

John has many flirfs.

by njadams10 January 10, 2008

flirmy

A stupid lazy whore mother fucking bitch piece of shit.

Don't insult Saddam by calling him a flirmy, thats going WAY too far.

by PumpMasterCunty April 8, 2003

flirmy

me bendover friend

flirmy just dropped the soap

by mopo April 8, 2003

FLIRJ

First Lady I'd Like To Rim-Job

Sarah Palin: Please everyone stop calling me a MILF.

Hillary Clinton: And everyone stop calling me a FLIRJ. I looked it up online and I don't like it.


Guy 1: Damn, look at Hillary Clinton. You know she used to be the First Lady.

Guy 2: Well that she's one FLIRJ

by DJ Runway October 31, 2008

FLIRJ

First Lady I ReJected! (or) First Loser I ReJected!

Gal: I saw the killer SNL skit last night and it rocked....but WTF is a FLIRJ?
Guy: LOL...it's Mein Hitler! Psycho Butch w/ Cankles who wanted to overthrow the gov. but got rejected instead. Face, Burn, Match...

NBC Saturday Night LiveSNL-13/09/08 show featuring head writer Tina Feyas Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin and her fellow castmate Amy Poehleras Hillary Clinton
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "And don't refer to me as a flirj. I Googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

by BCREATIV October 28, 2008