Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Flex

Somethings is a flex when it’s cool/prestigious to have, cool to have done, or just cool/prestigious.

Ex: buying a million dollars house at 20 is a flex.

by Benz’O July 5, 2022

Flex

What a 79 series can't do

Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200

by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021

Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.

The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

Ghost Flex

To lie about a flex.

Why you got to ghost flex, we know you ain't got no car.

by ThisCup September 19, 2022

Turd Flex

Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.

And Rim shot. Figure it out.

Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.

by Atombombe August 8, 2025

flex mashing

A form of jitter clicking most used in sm64 speed runs for blj's

Person one: what's the best way the blj?
Person two: flex mashing ofc

by flex mashing bih March 18, 2021