A midget that holds a sexually transmitted disease and or infection. Normally smells like old cheese with a bit of sour crout
Bro you see that Filthy Farquad walking down the street, I bet he has aids haha let’s throw him in a lake
by Aron the hoe May 20, 2018

by wjdixnsn February 27, 2024

by Pussyface November 24, 2021

I gave that stripper a filthy snowblower the other night. They don't make water hot enough to scald the shame away after that.
by J-Unit138 November 5, 2012

A combination of methadone, nicotine and methamphetamine often used to support an extended period (long weekends) of torrid auto-erotica and self-inflicted abuse. This is a practice with origins in Tai Pei among the expat technology community and has recently surfaced on the west coast, namely silicon valley and the Portland, OR communities.
"Dude, you gotta try the filthy Chai. It'll keep you going until your eyes roll back into your skull."
by Solong Oolong February 23, 2017

A possibly world-record shattering turd that measures from end to end, at the very least, 12 inches.
Samantha: "Why were you laughing so hard in the bathroom?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
Barbara: "Holy shit, bitch. I just made a filthy footlong in there. I haven't flushed it yet - you wanna see?"
Samantha: "Hell no, that's disgusting! By the way, why the fuck is your name Barbara?"
by anonguy654280 February 20, 2022

A friend or confidant that plays Cupid on your behalf. Someone who offers you online dating advice or arranges the opportunity for you to meet new lovers via their Internet profiles.
If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
If the hookup is successful, the person that facilitated the situation is known as a Filthy Miracle Worker.
Dan set me up with a girl he has been talking to on a dating website. Had a great night. The guy is a legend and a filthy miracle worker.
by creativecaravan May 15, 2014
