A tongue-in-cheek label for those who tirelessly sow the seeds of instant gratification, tending to their addictive crops like a modern-day farmer. These individuals harvest dopamine highs through activities like endless scrolling, binge-watching, or jackpot-chasing, all while neglecting the long-term fields of genuine fulfillment.
Chris: So, did you hear about Jessica's latest obsession with social media?
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
Sarah: Oh, don't even get me started. She's turned into a full-blown dopamine farmer.
Chris: Tell me about it! It's like she's more interested in harvesting likes than getting any actual work done.
Sarah: Seriously, it's like she's got one hand on her phone and the other on the dopamine faucet, just cranking it up all day long.
Chris: And let's not even mention her productivity levels. It's like watching a wilted plant trying to grow in a desert.
Sarah: I know, right? I swear, if she spent half as much time on her assignments as she does on Instagram, she'd be employee of the month by now.
by Blubba McFarlane April 9, 2024
Get the Dopamine farmermug. by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023
Get the Farmer Nicks Big Dickmug. by alexisalive.exe May 20, 2023
Get the moisture farmermug. 1)Somebody found on any social streaming platform such as Twitch, Kick, etc. who overreacts to mostly everything that happens in said stream.
by Co0che man July 17, 2024
Get the Clip Farmermug. Someone who farms aura points all the time by pretending to know things or be good at things retroactively after they happened.
by owangutaun January 4, 2025
Get the Aura Farmermug. A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!
by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023
Get the Fudgy Farmermug. Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?
Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !
I think he’s at home peening all over his balls
Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !
I think he’s at home peening all over his balls
by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022
Get the Farmermug.