florida poly

See "Fuckboi University"

"That kid is wearing an Florida Poly shirt, what school is that?" "Fuckboi university"

by xxx_madskills_xxx March 2, 2015

Florida Southern College

Sarah's awesome school and country music singer Chuck Wicks went here!

Sarah is such a baller at Florida Southern College!

by Kathryn C= April 18, 2008

FLorida Moon

this is when you tuck ur penise between ur legs and your girl also bends over and u have sex and before u cum u pull out and cum on here anus like a glazed donute

me and your sister made a florida moon last nite

by tally wildman May 8, 2009

florida school shooting

a horrible thing that happened but for some reason the school dont give guns to the students to protect themselfs

they should have gave guns to, at least the oldest students at the florida school shooting.

by Florida Shooting May 6, 2018

University of Florida

A university in florida located in Gainesville otherwise known as "the swamp." It's located in the middle of nowhere and there's pretty much nothing to do? They are the gators and they have not been ranked in the top 10 rankings for college football in years. Their team sucks and they like to tackle each other instead of the opposing team. The students and the fans are a bunch of white trash hillbillies and many of them are inbreds. it is not unusual especially in florida p to be at Walmart and see a redneck with a mullet and only 2 teeth with a gator shirt on. Gator fans are unusually proud of their team but nobody really knows why because there is nothing to be proud of. You will find hundreds of UF alumni at any one of their games and they like to tailgate and get so drunk they won't remember the game because they know they are going to get destroyed. Many of the alumnis are either unemployed or they work at a fast food restaurant, many of them don't have much going for them.

"I hate flipping burgers making minimum wage." Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to the a University of Florida!"

by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015

Floridan

A misspelling/mispronunciation of the word Floridian. A person from Florida is a Floridian. Floridan is a mistake made by ignorant and uneducated people.

That guy Billy Bob keeps calling himself a Floridan. I can't tell if he's stupid or just drunk.

by ajfl September 18, 2016

florida firecracker

When a horny individual is receiving anal penitration and his or her partner pulls outs, and throws in a lit firecracker. The partner proceeds to deepen the firecrack with it's penis or strap on, to ensure maximum depth is achieved. When the firecrack explodes, a mixture of blood, cum, and shit comes out (we like to call this mixture 'baby jesus juice').
The partner then catches this mixture and keeps it in his closet and lets it age for some time.

When it has reached desired age, mix it with 'Minute Maid Orange Juice' and serve it at a Tampa Bay Devil Rays Game...
Whilst the victims are drinking the 'b.j.j.', shit and fart as much as possible.

Bob:: Hey carl,
Carl:: Ya Bob?
Bob:: Whats that thing you gave that one guy?
Carl:: Sifilus?
Bob:: No the other thing.
Carl:: Oh, a Florida Firecracker.

by b h January 2, 2009