A female on Facebook who lists herself as being in a relationship with another female friend, while in reality she is heterosexual and lists the reltionship out of some bizzare feminine vanity.
Dude #1: "Oh shit son this chick is into chicks!"
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."
Dude #2: "Nah dude, she straight, shes just a Facebook Lesbian. See? Her preference is men."
by Mighty Alejandro August 21, 2006
Involuntary compulsive behavior marked by repetitious actions related to using Facebook. Withdrawal symptoms and increasing anxiety will occur if compulsive actions are not performed within a certain time period.
You: "I just need to see what my friends are up to."
Me: "But you checked five minutes ago."
You: "I just need to check."
Me: "I think you suffer from Facebook OCD."
You: "Whatever."
Me: "But you checked five minutes ago."
You: "I just need to check."
Me: "I think you suffer from Facebook OCD."
You: "Whatever."
by Big Ben in Chicago October 15, 2010
The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or non-correlated De-facebookings simultaneously.
Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Person One: You that bitch fucked me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De -facebooked hard as hell. Plus I de-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De -facebooked hard as hell. Plus I de-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
by Johnny Prigs November 29, 2007
Teacher: Your last essay was very poor
Dude1: I have been having a busy week sir
Dude2: You still had time to update you status every night on facebook, your becoming a total Facebook slave
Dude1: I have been having a busy week sir
Dude2: You still had time to update you status every night on facebook, your becoming a total Facebook slave
by Bree Pig March 04, 2010
A mother who doesn't do shit for her kids but will post on her kids Facebook wall like she's parent of the year.
She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:
She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:
Kid Facebook: Ugh I'm so sick, when will I get better?
Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.
Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.
by th3g1rln3xtd00r April 09, 2011
by ursidae August 19, 2009
When you voluntarily cancel your facebook account because you either: 1)dropped out of school, 2) realize you are too old, 3) are sick of the applications everyone sends you, or 4)you are sick of people facebook stalking you.
Man, I had to commit facebook suicide voluntarily leaving facebookaccount closing once I turned thirty, because I started to feel pathetic when I got an app for which High School Musical Character Are You.
by sjkyr4 March 15, 2009