A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Get the Fu mug.A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fu mug.Chee Fu might look arrogant on the surface but once you know him, he's a softie in heart.
He is naturally funny and humourous. He is a good listener, willing to listen to your worries and doubts.
Having an unorthodox mind, he could always think out of the box and come up with creative ideas.
If you're on his good side, he would be the most loyal friend. If you're on his bad side, be careful or else he might fuck you up!
He is naturally funny and humourous. He is a good listener, willing to listen to your worries and doubts.
Having an unorthodox mind, he could always think out of the box and come up with creative ideas.
If you're on his good side, he would be the most loyal friend. If you're on his bad side, be careful or else he might fuck you up!
by lololantlv November 22, 2021
Get the Chee Fu mug.Everyone wants to be Fu Chan’s friend. She’s charming and she’s really funny and knows how to make someone laugh. She’s beautiful, nice, funny, smart and so much more. She has a great body too and trust me literally every guy wants her. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing ever. Fu Chan doesn’t like being the center of attention.
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