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Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.
by Pierced69 August 4, 2022
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Fu

When something you had done was very smooth and cool
Noa: Wow, this serve in your Volleyball Match was sooo perfect

Nino: Oh yes, it was so fu
by Hustiii November 4, 2019
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Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
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Chee Fu

Chee Fu might look arrogant on the surface but once you know him, he's a softie in heart.

He is naturally funny and humourous. He is a good listener, willing to listen to your worries and doubts.
Having an unorthodox mind, he could always think out of the box and come up with creative ideas.
If you're on his good side, he would be the most loyal friend. If you're on his bad side, be careful or else he might fuck you up!
Chee Fu da best!
by lololantlv November 22, 2021
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Fu Chan

Everyone wants to be Fu Chan’s friend. She’s charming and she’s really funny and knows how to make someone laugh. She’s beautiful, nice, funny, smart and so much more. She has a great body too and trust me literally every guy wants her. Her eyes are the most beautiful thing ever. Fu Chan doesn’t like being the center of attention.
Fu Chan is very pretty
by fantasticwords November 21, 2021
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Yuan fu

A very handsome man that with one look he gets all the bitchs and is 6ft and rich.
by Eggybicottop69 November 21, 2021
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Darwin fu

It is not a name ... It's a throne created by hardwork , it's also know as the finest thuglife king, who always roasts people asses and get into trouble but he doesn't care about a damn
Ma.... Fu , darwin fu....!
by Robin fu November 21, 2021
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