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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started

(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by vonsgetback May 10, 2023

Shut the Fuck Up

shut the fuck up

Just shut the fuck up.

by TheRealDefinitionDude June 3, 2021

Total fuck-up

Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity

Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.

by HelpfulHannah April 2, 2021

shut the fuck up

Used when some daft cunt is being autistic like holy fuck just shut the fuck up.

Autist : In the end its all opinions they are adult wamen even if they look like kids i think them adult .I can like my wamen and i wait until the one i can gay for .
An Intellectual: Shut the fuck up Robin

by tinyschlong March 9, 2018

Fuck up for street

To behave or perform actions in an unsatisfactory manner

Bro: Guy, no vex
Me: You no suppose do that at all. You don fuck up for street

by Swisssssh November 24, 2019

Fuck up your walls

Fuck the pussy up

I'ma get inside you

fuck up your walls

yeah

by Bunny74 December 17, 2020