my fatass dad

my dad is so fat you could walk across him for 1000000 years and only get to the balls ass and shlong

my fatass dad

by taint washer May 23, 2023

alternative facts

A term that REALLY just fucking means lies, but thanks to postmodernism, we're not allowed to call them that anymore, because everyone's viewpoint is equally valid, there is no such thing as a false narrative, and everyone is entitled to their own personal reality.

You say the sun is made of hydrogen and helium, I say it's made of whale farts and silly string! Those are my alternative facts! Nobody is right or wrong, there is no such thing as objectivity, we have to respect everyone's viewpoint!

by q359 July 25, 2023

big fatass troll bitches

where can i find me some of them.. BIG fatass troll bitches

All i want for christmas is…… SOME BIG FATASS TROLL BITCHES

by i.define.stuff November 22, 2023

morbid facts

A fact video on TikTok or YouTube Shorts by user con_spiracy about “morbid facts” or facts about things that are unsettling or gross.

Morbid facts, part 241.

According to sources, around 150 people die each year from sticking a fork in a toaster.

by nycrailfanproductions November 27, 2023

Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.

PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!

by lukas1337 December 5, 2023

Worldwide facts

Serena is the only person that won BBW
The Oldest person in Worldwide which is still in the group is Lexy
There is a WORLDWIDE 4
Only an Admin has won BBW
Universe of fortune is still ongoing
Ella is not up to Worldwide Age limit
Each holiday there is a worldwide event
Unknown is the only person to win head of house in BBW
There is a Worldwide youtube channel

Worldwide facts pt5 stay tuned!!

by Ebuksam February 29, 2024

Unidentifiable Fatass

Someone who is so fat that their weight cannot be calculated nor identified.

Dude you should lose some weight, you're an unidentifiable fatass

by ThickTimothy March 10, 2024