engrish

A poorly translated japanese-to-english language.

Light turn on. We go to room. We play game of chess. He kick ball. Ball fly.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 30, 2003

software engineer

a person with such a depressing job that unless mindlessly devoted, will kill himself by self-strangulation intra-cubicle before the age of 35.

See also Office Space

by medaeval February 6, 2004

engie

someone calling for a repair, except too lasy to type in the complete word, engineer

"need an engie, my take is busted ass"

by Bonez December 20, 2004

engish

The language of the retarded.

Idiots speak engish, who make completely garbage statements and often don't use grammar. It's hard if not impossible to understand someone speaking engish.

"langage sry engish"

by LoganDark November 26, 2016

engrave

basically, to cut oneself. engraving is the same thing as cutting, it's just another word for it. one might use it instead of the word "cut" to keep their self-mutilating habits a secret. this word is not too well known but it's gonna be a hit once everyone starts using it.

Yo dude, I feel like engraving right now. (nobody will get it..see?!)

"dude, that hurt my feelings", "go engrave, you pussy"

by mikeneusch July 21, 2008

Engineer

An asshole, dick head, douche bag that thinks he or she is right about everything by uttering these words "I am an Engineer"

Bill justified why he was right to Susan by saying "I am an engineer".

by Not an engineer July 3, 2015

electrical engineering student

A pathetic human being who studies a ridiculous amount of time just to hardly pass a class. Electrical engineering students are known for their love of MARVEL movies and metal music or punk occasionally, spending hours making edits of their professors, having bad hair, being socially awkward and functioning on little to no sleep. Half of them are sexists. An electrical engineering student can either evolve to a decent and happy human being or continue on and become a professor themselves. As some people say, one dies a hero or lives long enough to become the villain

Person A: Why is this guy hugging his laptop and crying?
Person B: Oh, he must be an electrical engineering student

by au_in_ece June 15, 2020