engrish

Mispronounced or mis-translated English words which are included in Japanese songs, signs etc. They sound so funny ;)

And the reverse goes for the word Japperese

Gackt's funnyness:

In Engrish: "Siwent naight, howly naight, shehpar krake ah da side"

In English: "Silent night, holy night, shepherds quake at the sight"


And Miyavi's song words:

"How simple eat in get? Don't you?"
lol

by Xang and Cole June 2, 2005

Englishing

To stand around at work doing nothing once you have completed all your tasks, yet your colleagues are busy all around you.

Restaurant Manager: "Ivana, we are too busy for you to be standing round"

Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"

by Beruska July 1, 2009

English country boy

A boy whos in love with nature. He is usually into hunting, fishing, shooting and farming are the most common. He's normally quite tall and muscular and he stands up for what he believes in. Also he is most definately an animal lover but can sometimes smell a bit to much like them! He is normally quite humble

English country boy

by English country girl. Nature December 21, 2013

English Bus

When a person, generally female, has two penises inserted into her at the same time, in the same orifice.

This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".

"Me and my mate, Johnny, last night, we had this loose chick and we gave her the ol' English bus."

by Stu-pid-as June 6, 2017

English entitlement

The ignorant belief that all things around you should be in English so you understand them no matter where on earth you are.

To refuse to watch foreign movies, play foreign games or listen to foreign music if they are not dubbed in English, even if they have English subtitles

That guy reeks of English entitlement, he wouldn't even say thank you in the local tongue.
People who expect everything to be dubbed are just English entitled idiots.

by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017

summer English homework

The epitome of uselessness in which English teachers are pressured by their social studies, science or math counterparts to hand out some form of quantified work over the summer, usually in the form of drawing, or as they put it, "visual response." It typically does not require reading the actual book but spending a few minutes glancing over Sparknotes or Shmoop may turn out to work to the student's benefit. Despite the uselessness and the lack of effort that it requires (or generates from students, for that matter), English teachers tend to grade rather harshly and criticize a student's artistic capabilities to send the message to future students that summer English homework should emulate the quality of works by Monet, Gogh, or da Vinci.

I usually put off my summer English homework to the last day because it takes less than an hour to finish it.

by cathedram-mihi-regula-mihi August 24, 2016

Standard English

Standard English is one of three forms: Proper English, Standard English, and Common English. Until very recently, Standard English encompassed all of normally used English, however, as many forms of communicating on the internet have separated away from normal use, many of the less formal grammar styles and uses (i.e. caps lock, texting abbreviations, etc.) have been classified as Common English. However, any conversation you have with a pre-Millennial will use Standard English, even if it's "Hey, how's it going?" If you are talking to a superior, you will also be using Standard English.

"Seeing Standard English in a Twitter thread is a sight to behold."

by Gr@mmar Nut October 9, 2017