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k9 reproduction engineer

The technical term for a dog fucker. A person who does as little work as possible, while at work.
Worker 1: Does that guy do anything around here?
Worker 2: Yes. He's the k9 reproduction engineer.
by jutna mckutna February 25, 2010
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human search engine

I googled that question our prof assigned us but didn't get any usable info, so I txted a human search engine and got the answer within a couple minutes.
by JavaJaneOhio August 17, 2010
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engineer

1. A individual who accidentally wrote down "engineering" in his/her degree field when filling out college applications, just because said mom/dad/relatives/society pressured them with promises of jewels and riches upon graduation, only to find that they are masters and lords of the 8x5 ft. cubicle at said dead-end job. Often settles with a liberal arts/advertising partner to feel intellectually superior within his/her home. Has compulsive attitudes towards arranging kitchen utensils or other minor items within his/her household, and can become anal-retentive when gardening, mowing, or other yardwork activities.

Frequently cried him/herself until class the next day, since sleep was and still is nonexistent.
John was a great engineer and could solve problems, but couldn't understand why his children became druggies and burnouts at age 16.
by Luciously January 13, 2008
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aerospace engineer

the most awsome kind of people there is and makes money off lies, cheating and deception.
hot chick: what do you do for a living?

aerospace engineer: im in the business of aerospace engineering, babe

hot chick:...{sound of panties dropping}
by aerospace engineering dude December 11, 2010
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engineered high

A drinking activity in which cranberry juice and vodka are mixed in a red plastic cup to obtain a drink like "fruit punch." This drink is a cheap way to obtain a buzz and it works. Engineered high was made popular in the song "Smoke Dat Weed" by Juicy J.
Man I'm so fucked up right now!!!!

Yeah I heard you went to that Purdue party last night and they gave you an engineered high!!
by Cary Squad April 4, 2007
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elevator-engagement

noun; When you are going into the office the morning after a party where everyone (except you) got laid and you hold the elevator door until someone comes in and you makeout with them and/or fool around with them so it appears you got laid, too.
Worker #1: "You know Bobby?"
Worker #2: "Yeah."
Worker #1: "He didn't really have sex with Madison -- they just agreed to go an elevator-engagement."
Worker #2: "I heard that he didn't even come there with Sharon -- he just did a door-date."
Worker #1: "Probably, he's a desperate prick."
by peace love elevator-engagement January 10, 2010
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software engineer

A person that programs software.
Frank was a software engineer for Capital Gain Inc.
by Nicolai January 24, 2004
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