Emerald

Someone who is upset with their sexuality and of smart kids.

Dude, who pissed in your Cheerios this morning? Stop being so emerald.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

emeril

Portugeses Chef who owns 9 restaurants and owns a office in New Orleans in the Wherehouse District

I was supposed to meet up with Chef Emeril at my friends house in New Orleans but I didnt get there on time and he/she was asleep at the time and it was past midnight

by leona April 24, 2005

the Emeril

When you are doing a girl from behind, and you are about to ejaculate, you say "It's time to take it up a notch," stab her in the back with a peper shaker and yell, "BAM!"

Dude 1: "Watching food network makes me hungry"
Dude 2: "Watching food network makes me horny! I need to give some girl the Emeril!"

by Theodis Bergstein June 22, 2006

Emergency GUM

Your about to hook up with a girl and you were drinking, and you come across your nasty Beer Breath and thats where your emergency gum comes in effect. You have to be sneaky and cleaver to get this by a suspicous girl- first you lean over acting lik your going to cough, then you slip the gum mouth, and proceed with the original plan.

"Jim realizes that he has beer breathe so he secretly sneaks a piece of refreshing emergency gum."

by Josie Domer September 30, 2006

Emerson

She can be a fucking bitch bit she still thinks she's good. All she wants to do is save the turtles. She don't care about anyone. Or anything. She's flat as hell too.

Emerson? That hoe that slant came about your feelings

by XCuteAnimeGirl May 23, 2019

Emerson

feminist, vegan, loner, flat earther, flat chested, probably believes in multi gender theory, and ugly asf, probably has AirPods or sum shit

Why tf is Emerson here, I wanna diarrhead on her head

by Giraffe38 April 15, 2019

medical_emergency

Some weird dude on the virtual pets site Neopets.

medical_emergency rocks in the battledome

by Dave December 26, 2004