Do You Even Lift

A phrase used on an individual who say's that they try whatever they can to get "beefed" at a gym, but meet no result.

"Man every time I go to the gym, I NEVER get even a slightest bit of muscle..."
"Dude, do you even lift?"

"Crap, I can't even lift 20 pounds."
"Man, seriously, do you even lift?"

by DYEL Guy August 25, 2013

you don't even go here

A saying used mainly at Woods Lake, in the Lake Counrty District of British Columbia, Canada. The term is used to shut someone down who thinks they know what's going on. The term is very similar to check your life.

Bob - "Joe, I'm tellin you man, that's how it is."

Joe - "Hey Bob, you don't even go here."

by Jamie Biggs May 6, 2006

ehren mcgehey

the most annoying and least-liked member of the Jackass crew. known for performing pussified stunts, all the while wearing complete safety gear.(however, he performed one 'stunt' w/o his jumpsuit in which he prances around and puts coins in parking meters, calling himself The Meter Fairy.)also calls himself "Danger Ehren", in hopes of getting respect. he likely noticed that Ryan Dunnaka plugs, aka random hero became popular by sporting original nicknames, and hoped he could also pull that off. needless to say, ehren mcgehey is a pussy wussy fag job joe-blow guch-sucking worm.

"Ehren Mcgehey sprained his pussy constantly. He should have wore a dress instead of a jumpsuit." --Johnny Knoxville

by RandomAndHaggard August 1, 2006

I Don't Even Know

This clever phrase was invented by the bright, young man, Chris Allen. He patented the phrase on July 15, 2007. The phrase, "I don't even know," is quite an unique expression. It can be used as a extreme adjective to describe the undescribable, or it can be used to express thoughts of confusion. It can also be used as a verbal space filler. This phrase will go down as one of the best phrases in all of phraseology history.

"Man, that girl is as ugly as... i don't even know."

"What's going on tonight, bro?"
"I don't even know, man."

((When in a conversation and an awkward silence comes up))
"Yeah, well, I dont even know."

by C.Allen February 23, 2008

ain't even

1)TO REFER TO NOT BEING STUPID,IGNORANT.
2)REFERING TO THE OPPOSITE OF HOMOSEXUAL.
3)A PHRASE MOST USED TO REFER TO RANDOM NONESENSE.

C.DUDE YOU SHOULD SO HIT YOURSELF WITH THIS POOL STICK!
A.DUDE I AIN'T EVEN.

by Mr.Sniper March 22, 2009

Eventing

Harrogate, North Yorkshire, UK slang for
the art of bukkake. More specifically, when 8 close friends ejaculate over some hot girl they may, or may not like.
Can be used for pleasure or punishment.

Hey guys, wanna go eventing?
Jesus! Has she just been evented?!
Lets event that swine-hunde!

by L.A. Toole March 3, 2005

You don't even know

A catch-prashe/slang used by dumb kids who don't know how to express themselves any better.

The hispanic girl on MTV's NEXT kept saying "you don't even knowwww what I'm going to do" and "you don't even knowwww me". But sadly, she didn't even knowwww what she was trying to articulate.

by homelezz January 5, 2007