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election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election
When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!
by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016
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elease

Elease (leasy) is a crackhead at heart and will make you laugh even if she’s being brutally honest. She may fart on you occasionally, but she’s gorgeous and will always wait on you in the bathroom.
Elease is such a nut
by A fob November 26, 2019
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Rigged Election

(Noun) An election where too many black people voted. See also: "Election Fraud".
Donald Trump: "There's no way we lost Georgia. There's no way. That was a rigged election. I had two elections. I won both of them.”
by nobody2020 January 7, 2021
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Electric Rod

When a hooker stun guns you in the dick after you refuse to pay her.
Nurse:How did you get these burns sir?
Patient: The hooker was charging too much so i didn't pay. She gave me an Electric Rod.
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010
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Electoral Cycle

(n) The vortex created when flushing a toilet. Rumored to flow in reverse in the democratic countries of the southern hemisphere.
As the republicans shoved corn dogs in their mouths in a frantic bid to please the citizens of Iowa, I wiped and sent them into an electoral cycle, and washed my hands.
by Zampanino August 21, 2011
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electric snow angel

This is where you take a girls vibrator and "re-wire" it to shock instead of vibrate. While you fuck her from the back you shoot your load all over her back. Then flip he over shove in the vibrator and turn that puppy on. She will start flappin and flailing around in your population pudding and make a snow angel.
by xkeairnsx September 11, 2012
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