Dylan

The guy that created the universe by masturbating so hard his single sperm created everything we know of. He is also "ascended"

The person who sits next to me in geography class is a Dylan.

by Kailin12 May 13, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is short and cute with brown hair he is my crush but he likes someone else
He is kind and plays football

Dylan

by No one cares😞 February 20, 2019

Dylan

A unique male organism that engages in the primitive act of giving turkey surprises to his female peons. Dylan's turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

Dylan: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Dylan: thats my girl.

by thatguy.> October 8, 2012

Dylan

He is a good looking and handsome boy. He has good friends and he is funny, and saluted mostly for his fantastic taste in music-especially Mayday Parade. He is sweet and he might not admit it, but he loves himself

Dylan looked at me outside of the shop today.

I got tapped by Dylan today!

Dylan talked to me on Facebook! OMG!

by I Am In Love With Him... October 22, 2012

Dylan

A man who enjoys a good bean curd to add a spark to his day. He will achieve all his endevours if he has bean curds everyday.

That guy looks really awesome, he must be a Dylan and had some bean curds today

by beanmaniac January 27, 2012

dylan

the new slang term for a black person, usually used by people with Austrian ascents

dat dylan be stealin my wallet.

by pupps-r-cool June 28, 2011

Dylan

The gayest guy out there. He's a total d-bag and can't spell point right. He will be the whitest person and think he can say the n-word. Overall he doesnt have a penis

Kid:Whos the new kid dylan
Me:the gayest guy out there
Kid:oh like the Insta account @snowboard__edits_
Me: ya pretty much

by Coccsuccer69 December 24, 2018