Dutch Vacuum

Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven

Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum

by Master Dutch May 28, 2018

Dutch It Up

When your friend hands you the bong even though it's pretty much kicked to the point most wouldn't even bother to hit it, but your mama taught you not to be wasteful so you torch that mother fucker until the ash is white as snow.

Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.

"This is beat."
"I'll be the judge of that."
"Alright, dutch it up, man."

by kell_drogo March 3, 2018

Dutch Lantern

When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.

“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”

by Chillosophy August 5, 2018

Dutch Inhaler

The process of inhaling a fart via anus

"That bitch got a nice ass im tryna give her a dutch inhaler"

by EmptyAnnex August 22, 2018

Dutch Leprechaun

The act of having sex with a midget. In which you lay down and the midget gets on top and your friend/partner lifts the midget up and down. Similar to the dutch rudder.

Dude, Blake and I took a midget home last night and I gave him a Dutch Leprechaun.

by CBoBaggins December 5, 2018

Dutch Igloo

When one person traps a fart in a fridge and leaves it for the next person to smell.

I totally opened the fridge to Paul's Dutch Igloo this morning.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.

by tallmangram January 22, 2019

Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.

"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"

by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019