Slam dunked

When your having a wank and accidently jizzed in your belly button on the full

(After wank) fuck I just slam dunked myself again

by Vette is a cunt March 21, 2019

Short-dicked

A man with a dick so short that is similar to a man with no dick

Hey there you short-dicked man, go fuck yourself like Black Salami

by The smart bruh January 3, 2020

Mutter Ducker

Someone who when asked a question they don't like. Mutter a random string of words and keep ducking the questions.

Ted Cruz addressed the Senate floor, "You Mutter Duckers are flaming Brimstone Creatures. Always dodging any real issues, as Greta Thumberg said, 'How Dare You!"

by LIB7ARD January 24, 2021

dicky dicked down

when three guys perferably male endorse in overly sexual threesome with each other over a long period of time, while on some A-class drugs like ecstasy/molly.

"oh look, john and his two friends couldn't get pussy, so their build up frustration got them to dicky dicked down"

by jeandepeau!!! February 26, 2021

“Get dunked on!”

A phrase best used when you have nothing else to say

Ex. 1: “Ay bro, I got COVID-19.” Says guy 1. “Get Dunked On!” Said guy 2. Ex. 2: “Any last words to say to your grandma before I pull the plug?” Said a doctor. “Get dunked on!” Said Mike Hunt.

by Hugh Janas April 21, 2021

Sea Decked My Cuddy

To spread one’s own semen on another man’s buttocks.

I sea decked my cuddy all weekend with my boyfriend Kevin.

by SamDog76 April 30, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021