Doin' a Dutto

When you mistakenly send a text message containing a terribly inappropriate or abusive text message to the person the message is about instead of your douchebag mates.

Doin' a Dutto is named after Australian federal politician Peter Dutton.

The classic example of "Doin' a Dutto" comes from Australian Federal Minister For Immigration Peter Dutton who texted his description of journalist Samantha Maiden's character to her and not to his parliamentary colleague as intended. His description of her was "a mad fucking witch."

by Rashas April 15, 2016

Doing a Pip

Doing a Pip is when an individual spends an unholy amount of money on unnecessary items like the complete fool they are

Person #1: Are you being cool, and sensible with your money?
Person #2: Naaaah mate, I'm Doing a Pip!

by TotallyNotWill July 19, 2016

doing a attenborough

when you see a animal and you start to narrate what it is doing in a David attenborough voice

*in the park and see's aduck*
mandoing a attenborough:the rare and while duck will hunt all day for a fat twat to feed him bread

by liklikliklik November 13, 2016

Doing a maya

Having a wank, probably quite an excessive amount of masturbation is occurring. Sometimes to pass the time or sometimes used to procrastinate.

'How many maya's have you had today?'
'Ah, I haven't stopped doing a maya all day, I've been so bored'

by ps3d0nym December 16, 2016

Doing a Diane

When you get above 90% on a test because you memorised the mark scheme, but you tell everyone you never saw it.

Doing a Diane...
Diane : "Oh my god, I got 92%!"
Everyone in the class: "Shut up Diane, you memorised the mark scheme..."
Diane : "No I didn't! I swear!"
*she memorised the mark scheme because she is a dumb cunt*

by Heybro... March 17, 2017

Doing a Fox

A term more commonly used in North Sudanese slang and subculture, In which a person -instead of going to the gym for weight-lifting like any other civilized human being- chooses to take photos of twig-resembling biceps for Instagram likes and Whatsapp comments. The term is also used sporadically for instances where someone speaks incredibly terrible,incoherent, and laughable english.

(Not to be confused with doing a foz)

"Off to The RS Gym bro see you in a bit"
"Leg day or bench pressing today?"
"Mans Doing a Fox You dunknow already"
"Say no more"

"Why did Miss Ira give me a C in English Oral?"
"Maybe because you were Doing a Fox"
"Explains everything bro"

by wellgoddammit August 16, 2017

Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017