Donkey Run

running from a donkey that is intent on inserting his junk

Joe was on the donkey run

by bestlegsintown February 12, 2010

bit by a donkey

Having a hangover after getting drunk on cheap, low quality booze.

I stayed home from work because I got bit by a donkey

by Wordsmythe420 June 09, 2009

donkey fucker

To Joe Quesada.

Joe Quesada is a donkey fucker

by Bill Jemas January 28, 2004

Doing the donkey

Slang for female masturbation

I saw you Lillian, you were doing donkey weren't you - eyyy-orrr, eyyy-orrr, eyyyy-whooooooore!

by ABearsTail August 13, 2005

donkey punch

The act of using a charged plasma pistol followed by a melee attack in the video game Halo2

I donkey punched the guy for the win.

by falcon4 is a douche November 02, 2005

swamp donkey

n

1)A very unattractive female.

2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.

3)A person at a party whose alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.

1) John tried to fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it Coyote Style.

2) I decided to ignore the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.

3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?

by The Commodore June 22, 2007

donkey mouth

A bitch with huge fucking teeth and a voice that sounds like a pack a wild Native American horses dry humping

That bitch Evan is such a donkey mouth

by Imbeast55 October 14, 2013