Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.

Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.

by mlhiss April 6, 2020

digital distancing

Precautions that should be taken against incoming calls, messages and notifications by other people during pandemic.

I am going to go crazy, I look at the phone more than usual. I want digital distancing too urgent.

by kiliczsh April 15, 2020

long distance relationslump

The toll on a couple normally kept apart by distance, now further separated by travel restrictions.

Their New York-L.A. thing had felt dynamic, sharing best-of-both with alternating weeks. After months of facetime but no actual faces, and no actual bodies, they were in a long distance relationslump.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

social distancing

the distance required to render your other party's Second Life avatar inside your augmented reality glasses.

"Please excuse me. I didn't realise you were an eight foot tall fairy elf princess because I wasn't practicing the proper social distancing."

by pseudoraphael May 23, 2020

urban distancing

To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.

Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"

expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.

If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.

He is urban distancing him again.

"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"

by princess2020 May 25, 2020

Social distancing

Staying six feet apart to stop the spread of an illness.

Please use social distancing while inside the 99 cents store.

by LeontiosM. June 30, 2020

Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship

Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?

by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020