Regretful digestion

The act of eating an item of food with the hopes of it tasting good, only to find out that it's horrible and you've wasted your time and money and tastebuds on the food.

"Hey Connor, how was that beef liver you had last night?"

"Aw man, it was nasty! I gave me a serious case of regretful digestion."

by Myocarditis July 19, 2018

360-Degree Asshole

Someone who is an asshole at every extent; there is no angle you can look at them where they're not a colossal douchefractal.

John: Man, Alex is a 360-Degree Asshole; Now matter how you look at it, he's a fucking douche.
Brad: "Agreed."

by In My Defense... September 28, 2018

Juice Digger

"Juice digger" a term that Ricegum and his ghostwriter Dissgod popularized to love someone solely based on how much money or fame that they have

"Juice digger chase the clout from your boyfriend, ay"- Ricegum

by yourstupidassgirlfriendfucker October 24, 2018

Gold digger

Donald trumps wife

Donald’s wife is a gold digger

by Slapp bum November 2, 2018

Food digger

Someone who uses somebody for food

Johnny buy me food

“Your such a food digger”

by Food digger December 7, 2018

Resource Digger

Like a gold digger, but not in the game for wealth- simply food, shelter, and a warm body.

Typically college-aged with a minimum wage job and daddy issues. Jumps from man to man like a leech.

Person 1: "He's not hot or rich, why is a girl like that with him?"
Person 2: "Oh she's just being a resource digger until she graduates."

by LampSmith69 July 10, 2019

Mental Degree

when a person thinks they know everything about a subject they "have a degree" in it.

"I feel depressed."
"Dw, I have a mental degree in depression."

by aarondawang April 4, 2019