Why did my dad leave me

You are an absolute disappointment and most likely the end of your bloodline

“Why did my dad leave me?”
“I don’t know Tyler MAYBE because you play league and are subscribed to Dream”

by ImBoaHancock January 7, 2023

what did the o say to the other o?

ohio

Person 1: what did the o say to the other o?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Ohio
Person 2: Bruh, That Was Soooooooooooo Funny. Alexa Play Despacito.
Alexa: *Plays Despacito*
Person 1: Bro What The Hell.

by Eden D. Snuts November 27, 2022

i did your dad

That way to say that you fucked someones dad

Girl1: i did your dad last night

Girl2: WHAT??!!!

by Yuri-Madly March 10, 2023

I did a murder on you

A nice way to respectfully say "I ripped out your internal organs"

"Hey, Bob, I did a murder on you... Why aren't you responding?"

by Enrevibility October 1, 2023

dickless in dickland (DID)

When a straight woman goes to a gay bar with a gay friend and is there because she wants to spend some time with her gay friend, she is a DID. DiID's are harmless and supportive of the gay community and are part of the social fabric a gay person relies on to feel accepted and welcome in their community

Andrea went to the bar with Mark in Seattle and his friends called her a dickless in dickland (DID)

by explorewithlanda June 6, 2012

😂 who did this 😂

The best thing i've seen in my life

*stolen meme lol* 😂 who did this 😂

by Peddebol June 29, 2017

What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?

The type of question you get on a stupid test, and you have no idea what the fuck it means

how the fuck does the question "What human qualities did John Dalton bring to his study of the chemical elements?" make any fucking sense?

by Jewsy J October 8, 2020